1. IHaveTheMustacheNow:
"It was my second date with this guy, and he said the exact same things that he said on the first date. Word for word. The same stories, the same random thoughts, the same questions. It freaked me out so much that at first I played along and answered in the exact same way, as though we were both following some weird script.

Eventually I tried to break the mold and asked him new things, but he would just bring it back around to the same topics as last time. It was like I was in a computer program and there was a glitch. Still freaks me out to think of it."