ZOMG: Zombie-Scented Perfume Is a Thing That Exists

(Photo courtesy of Demeter Fragrance Library)

Quick, grab your zombie apocalypse survivor kit! (You do have a zombie apocalypse survivor kit, right?) There's a new walker-fighting agent on the market!

BEHOLD: Demeter Fragrance Library's zombie-scented fragrances.

(Photo courtesy of Demeter Fragrance Library)

If you're a fan of the Walking Dead (as you should be!) you'll know that walkers (zombies) can smell humans. But, you can trick them (they're not smart) by covering yourself in zombie. Or... you could just spritz this stuff — which, apparently, smells like death and comes in both rotting girl and guy form.

Zombie for Him, for instance, smells like "a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and earth." While the lady verison is slightly lighter with "a touch of Dregs from the bottom of a Wine Barrel." Yummy.

The $20 limited-edition scents are only going to be up for grabs online from March 15th to April 30th —  so like in a legit zombie apocalypse, if you want to live (or in this case smell like a lame-brain) you better act fast.