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Meet the new royalty of Bel Air. Proud parents-to-be Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just bought an $11-million, 10,000-square-foot mansion in a super-exclusive gated community in California—all for their little bundle of money joy on the way.
According to a report in TMZ, the couple plans to pimp the Italian-style villa with a gym, basketball court, two pools (indoor and out), a bowling alley (that'll presumably come with heavily-embellished Kanye West for Giuseppe Zanotti bowling shoes), a nursery (or so we're assuming), and (wait for it...) a full-fledged hair and makeup salon. Phew, that was a mouthful.
Because we're dying to know what the heck the inside of this salon could possibly look like, and because we absolutely, postively can't wait for the Kim and Kanye "Kribs" special edition on MTV, we noodled a few educated guesses—let us know if you agree:
Wild Speculation #1:
If we learned anything from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, it's that Kim's a bit of a neat freak, so she'd feel calm, collected, and right at home in front of this spotless vanity. Plus, with the way the light hits, it's totally holier-than-thou, no? Wait, who are we kidding? Kim's salon has to be way more over-the-top than a dresser and chair with a mirror. Next...
Wild Speculation #2:
Drawing inspiration from the genius pub-theme of celeb-fave blowout salon, the Drybar, Kim'll take it one step further by making her hair studio an actual bar. Something tells us this would make Scott Disick (lover of both hair gel and a stiff drink) pop by his sister-in-law's a whole lot more...
Wild Speculation #3:
Being in the spotlight all the time is really, really stressful, so naturally Kim's salon will come fully equipped with a massage parlor and wait staff. Hot stone massage, anyone?
Wild Speculation #4:
Kim loves her bling—see her old $2-million engagement ring, here—so we bet everything from the faucets to the lighting will be totally tricked out.
Wild Speculation #5:
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Psych! The hair and makeup salon isn't even for Kim at all—it's for Kanye! And his man-cave grooming area will hold a special section for his garb, because God knows the guy has issue with his girlfriend's fashion sense and would never, ever be caught dead hanging his leather Givenchy skirts in the same place as her see-through ones.
Tell us, what do you predict their pad will look like when it's all said and done? Feel free to speculate wildly in the comments, below!