Kardashians' TV Ratings Plummet! Emma Watson Strips, 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' Cat Fired, and More!

Is this the beginning of the end? According to TV analytics, viewership on the This Kardashian and That Kardashian Take New York or Miami franchise (it used to be Khloe and Kourtney and now it's Kim and Kourtney) has dropped nearly 75 percent over the past year. [Radar Online]

President Obama's March Madness bracket isn't doing too well. [NY Mag]

Hurrah! Kelly Osbourne is back at work on Fashion Police after suffering a terrifying and unexplained seizure last week. [Twitter]

Emma Watson
, Burberry model and ex-Hermione Granger, posed naked for a fashion-art-book project called Natural Beauty. Check out this behind-the-scenes trailer featuring Watson and plenty of other famous faces (and bodies!) [YouTube]
The new Star Trek 2: Into the Darkness trailer is out (you know, the JJ Abrams version)! And Alice Eve, who plays Doctor Carol Marcus in it, gets into her skivvies. [YouTube]
Turns out Morrissey didn't just cancel his tour because of medical reasons—he canceled his tour because his health issues (double pneumonia, stomach ulcer) somehow made him uninsurable. [Daily Mail]

(Getty Images) This cat was not fired. This is Vito Vincent.

We've all heard the stories and seen the movies (Fame) and TV shows (Lea Michele's character on Glee; also, Smash), so we all know how hard it is to make it on Broadway. But what kind of cruel world is it when a cat can't even make an honest living for himself—by playing a cat? This week, all heck broke loose at Broadway's new Breakfast at Tiffany's when Vito Vincent—the main cat in the show who plays Holly Golightly's cat—was busy negotiating car service to and from the show each night and his understudy Montie was fired... for being "unruly." According to Page Six's sources, there's another catty cat called Moo just waiting in the wings. "Poor Montie's been dismissed, and they're scrambling to have his head shot and bio replaced in the Playbill." [Page Six]
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