SUPER LOL - Kim Kardashian Sent Kate Middleton a Baby Gift, Guess What it Was?

(Getty Images, Fame Flynet) Kim Kardashian sent Kate Middleton a baby gift! Guess what it was.

In the ongoing saga of porn-star-turned-professional-reality-television-person Kim Kardashian trying to social-climb her way into favor with the British royals, reports from the UK claim that Kardashian sent a baby present to Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton.

"When Kim found out the pair had similar due dates, she got incredibly excited," an insider royal source told the Daily Mirror. "She had her PA write a kind, warm note to Kate, enclosing a gift for the future heir to the throne and explaining they were both due in July."

And, you guys, you will never believe what Kardashian sent. The gift, in fact, is mindblowingly tacky.

"Kim has now employed a top astrologer in Paris to draw up all the qualities of a 2013 Cancerian baby and is busy sourcing all the icons associated with Cancer the crab for the baby's room," the source told the newspaper. "It will also be decorated with rubies and moonstones. This was a piece of advice she was particularly keen to relay to the Duchess of Cambridge and was a little saddened not to have received an immediate response."

I mean. Are you shocked that Kate Middleton didn't drop everything she was doing and immediately call Kim Kardashian up and become instant besties? Because, you know, that's what the future Queen of England would do, right? Reality check, please. I think we're done here.

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