Dita Von Teese Would Never Wear ____.

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The New York Times profiled Dita Von Teese this weekend, and while the paper was grilling the burlesque-star-turned-fashion-icon on her personal style, Von Teese's manager Melissa Dishell interjected. 

"Dita doesn't wear jeans," she said. 

Okay, that's not so surprising. I mean, this is what the woman wears on a beer run at Coachella. 


And this is her version of casual brunch attire. 

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But still, no jeans ever? After browsing through Dita's style snapshots, It looks like these high-waisted sailor pants are the closest she's come to wearing denim in the past few years. 


What do you think of Von Teese's commitment to ultra-ladylike looks? And tell us, what else can you just not picture her wearing? Uggs? Self-tanner? Hoodies? Sound off in the comments below!

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