7. Who cares about your bohemian mermaid lifestyle?
You should definitely give up everything to win the heart of a guy you don't even know, a la Ariel in The Little Mermaid. Like your family of badass singing sisters and dad who just so happens to be mer-king of the sea, have a dope magical trident and love you very much, for starters. Oh, and let's not forget your voice and YOUR FISHTAIL TOO. Definitely throw that all away. Seems like a solid life choice, Ariel.