Dear Men, This Trend Must Stop

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Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas (FameFlynet Pictures, Getty)

Women are experts at sharing. We're happy (most of the time) to give you the last bite of our desserts, or even let you use some of our fancy schmancy face lotion (don't worry, your secret is safe with us). There are, however, certain things that belong to us and one of those things is floral print.

Just when we thought Hawaiian shirts were the worst things to ever happen to our boyfriends' closets, exhibits A, B and C happened.

Question: Did Nick Jonas really think he could steal Miley back from the incredibly muscular arms of Gale, er, Liam Hemsworth wearing that tight floral print shirt?

And Joe, while we're sure you're torn up over the recent rumored pairing of your former leading lady Camilla Belle and Tim Tebow, there are far better ways to handle that grief. Hint: none of them involve turning grandma's old sheets into a dress shirt.

So please men of the world, we implore you. Let the Jonai serve as a cautionary tale for all. No man, we repeat, no man will ever look as good in floral print as we do. So please, don't even try.

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