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Dating Dealbreaker: Grills

By Dominique Streeter on
Ryan Lochte is golden. His grill? Not so much. (Pacific Coast News) Although Nelly once sang, "My mouth piece simply symbolize success," we at StyleBistro beg to differ.Look fellas, while we totally get your appreciation for the finer things in life, the fact is, diamonds and precious metals look better on our wrists or in our ears than they do in your mouth. At best, wearing a grill might make you look like you forgot to take off your Crest Whitestrips. At worst, they resemble a mouth...Read Full Story

Dating Dealbreaker: Headbands

By Dominique Streeter on
(PacificCoastNews)It's pretty much a universal fact that guys love how women look wearing one of their old T-shirts. Decidedly less sexy, however, is when men borrow hair accessories from their better halves.Whether Tom Brady's cringe-inducing headband originally belonged to Gisele or not, it's probably the handsome NFLer's worst look to date (yes, even worse than his Bieber 'do). And Matthew, we're not sure if Camila signed off on your collection of curl-securing headgear, but the ladies of...Read Full Story

Dating Dealbreaker: Toe Shoes

By Dominique Streeter on
Channing Tatum, Thomas Jane, Danny Glover (PacificCoast News, Getty, Bauer Griffin) Every now and then, a trend comes along so offensive to our eyes that it actually takes a moment to understand what just happened (like Crocs).The latest and most egregious case are Vibram's FiveFingers shoes. You may know them as those creepy robo-feet, toe shoes, foot gloves, or as the reason you may never look at Channing Tatum the same way again.  Now, it would be one thing if the dreaded footwear...Read Full Story

Dating Dealbreaker: Guylights

By Dominique Streeter on
Who has the better dye job, Katie Price or fiance Leandro Penna? (PacificCoastNews) A recent (and hilarious) crying Dawson meme reminded us of a time when frosted tips were all the rage. Pretty sure we have Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath and a teenage Justin Timberlake to thank for spreading the bleach-abuse to MTV's TRL generation. And although it might seem like that fad is even more distant of a memory than, say, O-town, it's actually recently been newly reborn as... guylights. That's...Read Full Story

Dating Dealbreaker: The Stache

By Dominique Streeter on
Michael Phelps, Adam Levine, Michael Cera (Bauer Griffin, FameFlynet Pictures) Recent pictures of a mustache-sporting Adam Levine left us asking one question: Why Adam, why? Fortunately, the answer seems to be related to a new movie role (*breathes huge sigh of relief*). Still, this makes us wonder: If Mr. Moves Like Jagger can't quite pull off a stache, who can?In short, unless you're Burt Reynolds, Hulk Hogan, or Mario and Luigi, just don't do it. It's 2012, not the set of a '70s porn...Read Full Story

Dating Dealbreaker: Jorts

By Dominique Streeter on
(Pacific Coast News) Here's the deal: If Mark Wahlberg and his six-pack can't pull off a look, the odds of any other man doing so are slim to none. So, the fact that even Marky Mark looks absolutely ridiculous wearing a pair of jean shorts on the set of his latest film should convince men to leave this denim disaster in the '90s. Right? Apparently not, because it seems jorts (that's jeans + shorts) continue to pop up on city streets everywhere. Recently, we even spotted a dude celebrating...Read Full Story

Dating Dealbreaker: The Mank

By Dominique Streeter on
(ABC) There were plenty of really good reasons for Emily Maynard to finally ditch Ryan on this week's episode of The Bachelorette, but let's be honest, this outfit, above, was the final straw.As a close friend recently taught me: Man + Tank Top = Mank, which is just another word for dating suicide. Seriously, who wants to date someone who looks better in a halter top than they do? Yes, it's summer and temperatures are soaring, guys, but we took an informal poll around the office and it's...Read Full Story