4. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
"When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

Now this utterly hilarious and sardonic film isn't like most holiday movies. We find ourselves laughing hysterically every time while watching the insanity unfold for the famous Griswolds. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is one to watch while sipping some delicious, hopefully spiked, eggnog with your fam. And feel loads better about the fact that at least one of your crazy relatives didn't blow the house up while hanging the Christmas lights. Am I right, or am I right?