When we heard that Yoko Ono was designing a collection for Opening Ceremony, we had a feeling it would be a bit... conceptual.
But we had no idea the artist would take such a wonderful turn into crazytown, whipping up cutout-heavy club kid fetishwear, complete with flashing lights.
Behold, Ono's $200 light-up jockstrap, to make dropping trou extra festive:
And her $335 hand-print pants, which leave no crotch un-grabbed.
In case Yoko Ono's mesh tee leaves you too exposed, why not try a chic $250 bandeau with blinking pasties?
But wait, what's this? Did Ono design plain black trousers?
Let's take another look, shall we?
Check out the full lineup at OpeningCeremony.com, and tell us, how do these clothes make you feel?