So, Uh, This Guy Is The Face of Playtex's New Sexytime Wipes

So, Uh, This Guy Is The Face of Playtex's New Sexytime Wipes
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This guy — Andrew W.K., a musician, new-age self-help motivational speaker, and perhaps most noteably, the man behind 2001's hit album I Get Wet — is now the face for Playtex's brand-new Fresh + Sexy Wipes. These wipes, if you're wondering, are exactly what you think they are: moist (moist!) towelettes for your lady bits!

Because this is most certainly the face you want to think of before and after — or to be completely, uh, straight-forward, definitely not during — sexytime.

So, Uh, This Guy Is The Face of Playtex's New Sexytime Wipes
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We'll give you a moment to let that sink in.

The so-called "King of Partying" released an official statement today — via Facebook, so obviously it's offish — about the new promotion gig. It said: "I'm the new face of Fresh + Sexy wipes by Playtex! Even when partying hard, I'm clean where it counts!"

And no. This is not a joke. We're actually not sure what's more offensive/hilarious here — Andrew W.K. representing va-jay-jays or these (very real) ads from the Fresh + Sexy website:

So, Uh, This Guy Is The Face of Playtex's New Sexytime Wipes

So, Uh, This Guy Is The Face of Playtex's New Sexytime Wipes

So, Uh, This Guy Is The Face of Playtex's New Sexytime Wipes

And last but not least — our personal favorite. (If that's even the right word, here...)

So, Uh, This Guy Is The Face of Playtex's New Sexytime Wipes

There you have it, folks. Happy Hump Day!
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