10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us

10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us(Courtesy of PacificCoastNews.com) 

After three years, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady's $20 million, 22,000 square foot Los Angeles home castle is finally complete — and it has a moat! 

The medieval throwback runs along the house, and there's a drawbridge connecting the driveway to the front door. Image if Gisele and Tom invited you over, and you had to wait for them to lower the drawbridge over their moat. Do you think they'll hire a drawbridge-lowerer? Will Gisele appear on a balcony in a billowing gown every time the couple has guests approaching, and yell "lower the drawbridge"

What does one even put in a moat? A quick Google reveals that moats were most likely filled with sharp objects, not live animals. So submerging a few spikes in the water would be the classic choice. 
10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us(Courtesy of Store.Melfisher.com) 

But alligators would be way more intimidating. 

10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us
As would sharks. 

10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us
Or electric eels. 
10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us(Courtesy of How Stuff Works) 

Of course, the couple could always fill their moat with something decorative. Like koi. 

10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us(Courtesy of Upscale Koi) 

Or swans. 

10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us
Perhaps they want to entertain by their moat. May we suggest waterskiing squirrels? 

10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us(Courtesy of Summit Energy)

Or mermaids. 

10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us
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Or — why not? — Ryan Lochte

10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us(Courtesy of Getty Images) 

But, since this is Gisele, maybe she'll stick to more fashion-y moat decor. Like Alexander Wang pool toys
10 Things Gisele Should Put in Her New Moat, According to Us

(Courtesy of Alexander Wang) 

Tell us, what do you think Gisele should put in her new moat?
Poll: What should Gisele put in her new moat?
Click to vote:
  • Spikes
  • Alligators
  • Sharks
  • Electric Eels
  • Koi
  • Swans
  • Waterskiing Squirrels
  • Mermaids
  • Ryan Lochte
  • Alexander Wang Pool Toys
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