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21. Do Order The Thing You Want
Do you want the burger instead of the salad? Do you want that large tequila cocktail, or that dessert at the end of the meal? Or do you want the salad but think they'll respect a person that eats wings more? Instead of worrying what kind of Freudian clue they'll pick up from your menu choices, just order whatever the hell you want. It's your night out and you're going to enjoy it to the fullest.

Anyway, if they stick with you they'll eventually learn you inhale whole pizzas and drink second glasses of wine. Why hide it?

Image found on Pinterest here, from Bonny Rebecca.