4. Buy An Extra Pumpkin Pie And Leave It In Your Childhood Room
That way you won't have to check the knee-jerk reaction of stabbing your sister's hand with a fork as she reaches for her second slice before you. There'll be all the slices you need, sugar.

And they're stashed next to the box of your old Babysitter's Club books in the closet.

Found on Pinterest here, from Studio DIY.