8. Create Your Own Rom-com
If you've ever watched a Hallmark movie in your life, then you know the only way to do a holiday is to lie that you have a fiance, turn up solo saying he's volunteering in a soup kitchen that afternoon, and then have a Craigslist hire show up halfway through pretending he's “Jason,” with whom you'll actually fall in love with by the time the pumpkin pie is served.

At the very least, it'll give you something to do.

Image from Hallmark.