9. Avoid The Kitchen With A Strategic-Like Focus
The kitchen is no longer the place where you nonchalantly steal your mom's snacks. It's now the set of “Hell's Kitchen” and who ever is in there is freaking the eff out. You don't need the drama of them yelling at you like they're Gordon Ramsay reincarnate, leaving you pinned to the fridge and scanning the area for your exit strategy.

Also, if you don't want to be saddled with cranberry sauce duty or have your grandma casually remind you as she mashes potatoes that she was barefoot and pregnant with her second child this time your age, just avoid the kitchen. Like, at all costs.

Image found on Pinterest here, from Molly Yeh.