2. Steal Someone's “What I'm Thankful For”
If you're bad at expressing feelings and stuff, then the whole “What are you thankful for?” table conversation can put you into an awkward position. One that might lead you to say, in a blank panic, something along the lines of, “At least I'm not pregnant, hey?”

To avoid seeing your dad choke on his yam, do a quick google and steal some lifestyle blogger's list. Recite what she had to say once it's your turn, and then reach for the wine. Disaster avoided.

Image: Found on Pinterest here, from Almost Makes Perfect.