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11. Ann:
"We met on an app — can’t remember which one — and the everything was going great. We had a lot in common, enjoyed the same music, yadda yadda yadda. I decide to bring him home with me. I wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and step on something weird — IT WAS HIS TEETH.

Apparently he had dentures, took them out at some point after we had sex and they ended up on the ground. I’d like to point out that he was my age at the time which was 31."