3. officialswitchfoot:
"The first time I ever used Tinder was also my worst experience with Tinder. The date itself was fine — a little stiff — but fine. Typical questions like what are you studying, where did you grow up, etc. We ate dinner and I didn't plan on meeting up with him again.

The next day I got a text from him saying, 'Hey.' I text him back 'Hi.' He asks me what's up, I say not a whole lot what's up with you...

End up getting a HUGE paragraph back about his creative process for writing a specific type of porno where women crush rats and tarantulas between their breasts. WHAT THE FUCK."