"I was set up by a friend of a friend with a guy who wouldn’t stop talking about himself in the third person. At first, I thought he was trying to be funny, you know, because of that Seinfeld episode where the character Jimmy talks about himself in the third person. So, I thought I’d play along and started to do the same thing, but it didn’t last long. He called me out on it and asked why I was talking that way. I pointed out that that’s what he had been doing and even referenced the Seinfeld episode. At that point he just got up and left the bar. Never heard from him again which is probably for the best."