The Pros and Cons of a Pippa Middleton + Prince Harry Romance

Could another Middleton be a princess one day?

The Pros and Cons of a Pippa Middleton + Prince Harry Relationship
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In a shocking — but not at all shocking — turn of events, there's a new rumor going around about a Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton love connection. You knew this was going to happen sometime and that time is now.

After all, everyone loves Pippa (and her butt, apparently) and Prince Harry is the wild ginger we're all secretly hoping to ride off into the royal sunset with after a wild weekend in Vegas. But if that's not going to happen, he might as well end up with someone as seemingly perfect as Pippa, right?

So that's why we're willing to at least entertain the OK! magazine claim that they've been engaged in a secret relationship for months. Even better: Kate supposedly caught them "snogging" in the bathroom at the royal wedding in 2011. (Actually, we're inclined to believe that rumor, since there was probably plenty of champagne flowing at the wedding and we all know what Harry's like when he's drinking...)

Anyway, after careful deliberation, here are the pros and cons of a Pippa-Prince Harry romance:

Pro: They'd make beautiful babies

His good looks + wild red hair + her perfect features = some very genetically blessed children.

Their babies would probably be much better looking that what we made on MakeMeBabies.com, but here's an idea:

The Pros and Cons of a Pippa Middleton + Prince Harry Relationship
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Con: Awkward family dynamics

Sometimes there's such thing as a family who's too close. Like, Harry could never go to Kate about their relationship struggles, since Pippa's her sister. Plus, they'd have the messiest breakup ever if it came down to that.

Pro: The Middletons already know the royal wedding gig

The Pros and Cons of a Pippa Middleton + Prince Harry Relationship

At this point, after the first royal wedding, the second Middleton royal wedding would be a breeze! And, let's face it: They probably wouldn't have to foot the bill for anything.

Con: One Middleton princess is enough

The Pros and Cons of a Pippa Middleton + Prince Harry Relationship

Come on, give some other gal a shot!

Pro: Pippa would mellow Harry out

The Palace would seriously be indebted to her forever if it meant no more strip poker, though we have a feeling he's learned his lesson already: No cameras while playing strip poker.

Con: You will never be able to marry Prince Harry

The Pros and Cons of a Pippa Middleton + Prince Harry Relationship

Then what is there to live for?! Joe Manganiello is already off the market, as are Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, David Beckham, and practically every other hot dude on the planet. UGH.

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