Full List - Colossally Bad Dating Advice From Disney Princesses - Livingly

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Who cares if you have substance? Prince Charming only cares about the aesthetic.

1 . Who cares if you have substance? Prince Charming only cares about the aesthetic.

Get you a man with a foot fetish.

2 . Get you a man with a foot fetish.

Pretending you're something you're not is a great way to start a relationship.

3 . Pretending you're something you're not is a great way to start a relationship.

Always go for the guy who lies to you about who he really is.

4 . Always go for the guy who lies to you about who he really is.

Guys love when you play hard to get.

5 . Guys love when you play hard to get.

It's totally cool to hop into a stranger's ride.

6 . It's totally cool to hop into a stranger's ride.

Who cares about your bohemian mermaid lifestyle?

7 . Who cares about your bohemian mermaid lifestyle?

Also, be sure to marry a guy you've never actually had a real conversation with.

8 . Also, be sure to marry a guy you've never actually had a real conversation with.

The RIGHT advice: "He's a human, you're a mermaid."

9 . The RIGHT advice: "He's a human, you're a mermaid."

Every woman over the age of 30 is definitely bad news and wants to steal yo' man.

10 . Every woman over the age of 30 is definitely bad news and wants to steal yo' man.

Stockholm Syndrome is real.

11 . Stockholm Syndrome is real.

Also totally fine for your abuser to "buy" your affection.

12 . Also totally fine for your abuser to "buy" your affection.

You should spend all your time waiting for the love of your life to show up.

13 . You should spend all your time waiting for the love of your life to show up.

Maybe don't put all your trust into seven weirdly moody little men.

14 . Maybe don't put all your trust into seven weirdly moody little men.

Who cares if you're a princess? Your greatest ambition should be to stay at home.

15 . Who cares if you're a princess? Your greatest ambition should be to stay at home.

You can change someone who shows absolutely no inclination to change.

16 . You can change someone who shows absolutely no inclination to change.

Oh, and you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince.

17 . Oh, and you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince.

You should sacrifice yourself and your beliefs for love.

18 . You should sacrifice yourself and your beliefs for love.

Go on with your bad, sleepy self and wander off with that stranger in the woods.

19 . Go on with your bad, sleepy self and wander off with that stranger in the woods.

If he plants a smooch on you while you're passed out, it just means he cares.

20 . If he plants a smooch on you while you're passed out, it just means he cares.

You need a prince to slay your dragons.

21 . You need a prince to slay your dragons.

By all means, go for the man who abandons you in the mountains.

22 . By all means, go for the man who abandons you in the mountains.

If someone breaks into your tower and tries to seduce you, you should just go with it.

23 . If someone breaks into your tower and tries to seduce you, you should just go with it.

If your childhood best friend disappears for years, you should definitely stalk him.

24 . If your childhood best friend disappears for years, you should definitely stalk him.

Finding the right guy will automatically solve all your problems in life.

25 . Finding the right guy will automatically solve all your problems in life.

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