Will Kate Middleton's Tabloid Cousin Be the Next Queen of Reality TV?

Will Kate Middleton's Tabloid Cousin Be the Next Queen of Reality TV?(Kate Middleton by PacificCoastNews.com; Katrina Darling by Theo Wargo/Getty Images North America)

Oh, cousins. They're just like sisters really, only instead of stealing the spotlight with a derriere-framing Alexander McQueen number as 2 billion people look on, they pitch a reality show about wearing nipple tassels.

In not-at-all-surprising-news, Kate Middleton's black sheep burlesque performing cousin Katrina Darling (she of the countless Daily Mail stories detailing why she wasn't invited to the royal nuptials) is reportedly shopping a reality show titled God Save Katrina Darling

According to Page Six, the show is being produced by LA-based Narrator Entertainment, and will follow Darling in her quest to break the US, Dita von Teese-style, while simultaneously shaming her blue blood relatives in any number of Union Jack–emblazoned ensembles.

Of course, the Duchess is no prude in the fashion department: She is, after all, an avowed devotee of nude pumps, so they've got that to chat about at the next family reunion.

See more Katrina Darling (literally):
  • Katrina Darling Burlesque Performance
  • Katrina Darling Burlesque Performance
  • Katrina Darling Burlesque Performance
  • Katrina Darling Burlesque Performance
  • Katrina Darling Burlesque Performance
  • Katrina Darling Burlesque Performance
  • Katrina Darling Burlesque Performance
  • Katrina Darling Burlesque Performance
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