20 Reasons Girls With Short Hair Run The World
Here's 20 reasons why girls with short hair are basically epic in Every. Single. Way.
If you've ever been daring enough to chop off your locks, you'll know exactly what we're talking about when we say girls with short hair effing rule at life. They're cool, they're low maintenance and man do they know how to party.
When have you ever met a short haired girl who's not ridiculously cool? Annoyingly cool. Can pull off tattoos and a vest kinda cool? Sassy doesn't even begin to cover it.
She's brave, she's badass, and she's ballsy but even that doesn't do her justice. Here's 20 reasons girls with short hair run the freaking universe.
1. They don't get hung up on bad hair days
Bad hair days don't exist in their world, if anything that slept in rugged sticking-up-everywhere style is the desired look and they don't even have to do anything to get it. Rather than waking up, applying makeup and then pretending they "woke up like dis" they actually did wake up like DIS. Honest girls, you see. Gotta love them.
2. They know how to party
They're the type of girls who don't need to say 'partay' to convince you that they know how to party. They are the party.
3. No random balls of hair
In the shower, in your bed sheets, in your butt crack (it happens guys, get over it). Nope, not happening here. Just gorgeous choppy locks staying exactly where they're meant to be.
4. She takes half the time to get ready
Estimated time of arrival... ON TIME. She's got her ten minute routine down pat.
5. She's not afraid to take risks
It's only hair after all, it'll grow back #marryhernow
6. She'll support you in all your crazy decisions
She's the type of girl who would have far more fun talking you into jumping headfirst out of a plane when you're afraid of heights, than talking you out of it. She just loves adrenaline.
7. She doesn't care about topknots
She doesn't get the hype. Why does it feel so good to put your long hair up in a ridiculous ball on top of your head?
8. She knows how to be creative
Ever tried growing short hair out? That girl deserves a medal.
9. She's effortlessly hot.
10. Her hair doesn't get in the way when it counts
Just plain sexy time unspoiled by fumbling for a hairband.
11. She knows how to rock her figure
Because short hair shopping is a thing. She knows exactly how to work her bod and she'll make sure you know all about it. Total. Fox.
12. She'll never talk you out of a new 'do
It'll take more than the threat of a skinhead to frighten her. Better up your game.
13. She's got the most amazing features
You've gotta have a face for short hair to pull off short hair. She's. Got. It. All.
14. Hairdressers love her
Stylists will give anything to have her as a client. Reinvention says confidence and she's got it in spades.
15. She's comfortable in her own skin
And she doesn't need to wrap herself up in mounds of hair to show it. That's hot.
16. She can turn heads without trying
She's proud to be bending gender norms.
17. She's dedicated
A short hairdo takes less time in so many ways... but trims? They become a weekly occurrence. Unless...
18. She knows how to use a pair of scissors
She can snip away at her own leisure and no one will ever know a thing. Clever.
19. She's LM (Low Maintenance)
She's too high on life to worry herself over Tangle Teezers and GHDs.
20. Because every short haired girl that's ever lived is pretty damn COOL
It's as simple as that.
Written by Lareese Craig