Try as I might, I just can't wrap my head around the fact that Rotten Tomatoes gave Ibiza a 71% rating. This is truly a garbage film. Not only is it a grossly inaccurate portrayal of Ibiza itself, but the island is actually considering suing the producers of the film (including one Will Ferrell) for its misrepresentation of the people and culture. It's insulting, combined with truly grotesque acting, and a weirdly cliche storyline to boot. Girl gets sent to Spain on work trip, goes clubbing with friends, someone draws a glow-in-the-dark penis on her face at the club, she stalks an unbelievably mediocre DJ, and somehow they end up falling in love? Okay, sure. Just another day in Ibiza, right?