5. Because You Don’t Want To Be Bummed That You Have No One To Kiss At Midnight
You know who I kiss at midnight? My dog, Hubbell. Why? Because that dog and I have each other’s back. But if you’re someone who has to get a big, sloppy wet one at midnight on New Year’s Eve, then it’s totally fine to stay home and just ignore it. Hell, you can even be asleep before midnight even hits.