Things We Cannot Believe We Ever Thought About Sex

Before any of us ever had sex, we definitely had some strange ideas about it. For example, I had a friend who thought that when women and men had sex, the man peed in the woman. Of course she was horrified by this thought and as a gay woman, often jokes that this thinking is what made her a lesbian. Naturally, it didn’t, but it’s still funny when she tells it. Either way, before you officially lost your virginity, you probably had some bizarre ideas about sex, too.

So I asked a few of my friends for input on this one. Without further ado here are 20 beliefs people had about sex, to prove that you’re not alone with your weirdo thoughts.