9. That Mom Gave Birth To The Pets Too
Again, this one is mine. Because our Golden Retriever, Ralph, was already in the picture by the time I was born and he looked so similar to me (we were both blonde, after all), I believed that my mother gave birth to him. But what I couldn’t figure out was how our neighbors, who also had blonde kids, had a black-haired dog, because he certainly didn’t look like them. WTF.