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You Won't Believe These Handbags Actually Exist

2. James Piatt, Persuader Purse
Piatt's Persuader is made of copper mirror leather and hangs from your shoulder to resemble the way a soldier holds an AK. For $579, the Persuader even hides a handy cellphone compartment in the clip. Piatt's collection includes similarly crazy designs featuring Paris Hilton's deceased dog Tinkerbell and brass knuckle clutches.